Lady Gaga is one shadow away from flashing her vadge

Does anyone feel like they’re coming dangerously close to seeing Gaga-Vadge/Peen? I do. I think this thing she’s wearing is some kind of bodysuit, but it still feels like we’re one shadow away from confirming those hermaphrodite rumors. Anyway, this is Gaga in the press room of the Brit Awards Tuesday night. Oh, and here’s Gaga from behind, just in case you needed a little extra dash of Gaga ass:

GAH. Anyway, Gaga ended up taking three awards, for international breakthrough, international female and international album categories. It’s kind of a huge deal – no solo artist has ever gotten three Brit awards in one year. Gaga also performed, and before the ceremony, people were making a big deal about how she was going to do a tribute to Alexander McQueen. She ended up doing an acoustic version of “Telephone” and saying “This is for Alexander McQueen” before the performance. Nice. Here’s the video:

Glam pop artist Lady Gaga dominated the 30th BRITs on Tuesday, winning a trio of awards at the pop music industry’s flagship ceremony, the first international act to do so for five years.

Gaga, dressed in a ghostly carnival headdress and skimpy lace outfit, picked up awards for International Female Solo Artist, International Breakthrough Act and Best International Album for “The Fame,” winning every category in which she was nominated.

The singer, on top of the music charts for most of the last 12 months, dedicated an eerie live performance to fashion designer Alexander McQueen, who died last week.

““I was so excited to win the first two but this one [international album] means even more to me because I worked so hard on this album for so long. My fans were the first people to believe in me. Thank you so much for believing in me,” she told her fans.

[From ABC News]

By the way, if you think The Vadge Flasher outfit Gaga wore to the press room was special, this is what she wore for the red carpet:

She looks like a the love child of a Christmas ornament and the Pope.

Lady Gaga in London at the Brit Awards red carpet & the press room, on February 16, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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